Yikes hair !

Yikes Hair ! 

 This happened the other day . Ken brought me in a mirror so I could see to comb my hair , my new room was missing the one attached to the over bed table .

I combed my hair and couldn’t help but notice how thin it is getting on top and how much hair is on the pillowcase every day . I thought maybe it was malnutrition but sadly I have a new theory ,

After I combed my hair I noticed a thin black line of ink from my left  nostril to my upper lip. I licked my finger and tried to wipe it off when to my horror I discovered it was a nostril hair !  It was a good inch and a half to two inches long ! I plucked it in utter dismay. 

Then I looked at the upper right corner of my lip as I thought I had something stuck there thinking loose skin perhaps when again in horror it was a moustache hair that had grown so long it was actually curling into my mouth ! Again in dismay I plucked it . 

At this point I though I may as well check out the chin ,sure enough 3 more hairs . One long black one that curled innocently at the end and 2 pointy sharp white ones like an old man’s beard . 

I have a simple request looking for a ‘stray hair lookout ‘ , if interested please let me know experience preferred but not necessarily required .

Also as I said above I thought the hair loss was malnutrition but with the other developments I am inclined towards male pattern baldness. Perhaps I will need to go by A BOY NAMED SUE rather than Susan going forward . 

Note to anyone visiting middle age lady in hospital mirror and tweezers would make an excellent hospital gift ! 

Take care and happy plucking my friends